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Why did the tomato turn red in the microwave? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the microwave become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a great 'ping' line!
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Why did the microwave enroll in school? It wanted to learn how to 'heat' things up academically!
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Why did the smartphone break up with the microwave? It couldn't handle the 'heated' arguments!
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Why did the popcorn go to the microwave therapy session? It needed help popping through its issues!
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Why did the chef bring a microwave to the restaurant? To 'reheat' the atmosphere!
Microwave Beeps - The Song of My People
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My microwave beeps like it's auditioning for American Idol. I can't decide if it's cheering me on for making a hot pocket or passive-aggressively telling me, Hey, your meal is ready. Good luck digesting it.
Microwave Jingles
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Microwaves have these catchy jingles when they finish cooking. It's like they're celebrating their culinary victory. I wish I had a theme song every time I successfully made a sandwich. Ta-da! The peanut butter and jelly maestro strikes again!
Microwave Wisdom
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Microwaves are the only things that can make a 30-second countdown feel like an eternity. It's like, Come on, microwave, I just want my leftovers, not a philosophical revelation on the nature of time.
Microwave Languages
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Microwaves have their own language. There's a symbol for potatoes, a symbol for pizza, but where's the symbol for 'I don't know what I'm reheating, let's see if it explodes'? Asking for a friend.
Microwaves vs. Time Travel
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Microwaves and time travel have a lot in common. You put something in, close the door, and when you open it, you're either in the future with a hot meal or stuck in the past with a frozen burrito. Time travel, sponsored by your friendly kitchen appliance!
Microwave Relationships
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Microwaves are like relationships. They seem simple at first, but then you realize you need to read the manual, there are hidden buttons you never knew existed, and sometimes, things get a little heated when you least expect it.
Microwave Time Travel Revisited
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Microwaves are basically time machines for your food. But the real mystery is, how does a microwave turn a five-minute dish into a thirty-minute Netflix episode? It's like, congrats, you've successfully time-traveled into a cooking marathon.
Microwave Drama
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My microwave is so dramatic. Every time I close the door, it's like the curtain is going up on a Broadway show. And then, as it starts spinning, I half expect it to start belting out a show tune. Defrosting, defying gravity...
Microwave Etiquette
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Microwaves are the real judges of character. If someone puts fish in the office microwave, they're basically saying, I want everyone to question my life choices and resent me for the next hour. It's a bold move.
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