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Why did the Mexican golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in Juan!
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Why did the Mexican computer get an award? Because it had the best salsa!
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Why did the Mexican astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!
The Great Taco Mix-Up
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I once confused my friend's Mexican name with his favorite taco filling. I was like, Hey, meet my buddy Carnitas! Oh wait, I mean Carlos. Easy mistake, right?
Sibling Rivalry, Mexican Edition
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My Mexican friend has a brother named Jose. When they were kids, their parents would call them both at once, and it was like a bilingual wrestling match. Juan! Jose! Dinner's ready! It was like a Spanish soap opera every night.
Taco Bell Identity Crisis
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I went to Taco Bell and tried to place my order with a Mexican accent to fit in. The cashier just looked at me and said, Sir, this is a drive-thru, not a casting call for a telenovela.
Name Envy
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I wish I had a cool Mexican name. You know, something that rolls off the tongue like Cerveza Chilango. Instead, I'm stuck with a name that sounds like I should be hosting a game show. Welcome to 'Guess That Awkward Moment' with your host, Gary.
Lost in Translation
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I tried learning Spanish to impress my friends, but every time I introduce myself with my newly acquired Mexican name, people just look at me like I'm ordering from the wrong menu. Hola, I'm Burrito Smith, nice to meet you!
Taco Tuesday Troubles
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I've decided to change my name to something more festive. From now on, call me Nacho Libre! It's perfect for Taco Tuesday. I'll just walk into the room and shout, It's nacho ordinary Tuesday!
Name Pronunciation Olympics
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Trying to pronounce some Mexican names is like participating in a linguistic gymnastics event. I attempted to say Xochitl once and ended up summoning a demon. Turns out, it means flower. Who knew flowers were so terrifying?
Name-ception
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I met a guy with a Mexican name so long, it had a sequel. His full name was Juan Carlos Rodriguez Gonzalez: The Return of the Salsa Warrior. I think he has a spin-off series too.
Lost in the Salsa
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I dated someone with a Mexican name, and whenever we argued, it felt like we were fighting in two languages simultaneously. It's hard to stick to your point when your argument gets overshadowed by the dramatic flair of rolling your Rs.
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