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The Name Simplifier
Always shortening Mexican names, sometimes to absurd levels
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I'm terrible with Mexican names, so I have this system where I just pick the first syllable and roll with it. My friend Guillermo is now just "Gee." He's not a person anymore; he's an exclamation. "Gee, that sunset is beautiful!
The Forgetful Friend
Can never remember Mexican names, resorting to creative alternatives
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I have a list of Mexican names on my phone, but every time someone introduces themselves, I panic and just pick a random name from the list. So, now, everyone I know in the Mexican community thinks I have a friend named Taco Gonzalez.
The Overcompensator
Trying too hard to impress with flawless pronunciation
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I'm determined to impress my Mexican friends with my pronunciation skills. I've started incorporating their names into casual conversations, even when it doesn't make sense. "Oh, you went to the store? How very Alejandro of you!
The Cultural Chameleon
Trying to fit in by adopting a Mexican alter ego
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I wanted to impress my crush, who's Mexican, so I transformed into the ultimate Mexican stereotype. I walked up to her and said, "Hola, mi amor," but she just looked at me and said, "Dude, you're from Wisconsin. What are you doing?
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