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Why did the period go to therapy? It had too many issues with exclamation marks!
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Why did the verb break up with the noun? It needed some space to be independent!
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Why did the colon always have great parties? Because it knew how to set things off!
Met-iculously Wrong
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I’ve got this friend who’s always setting me up on blind dates. I think they're trying to help, but their idea of compatibility is as accurate as trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions – completely met-iculously wrong.
Met in Translation
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Ever tried online dating? You think you’ve met the love of your life, but then you meet them in person and suddenly, lost in translation takes on a whole new meaning. Their profile said they were into hiking... turns out, they meant virtual hiking on a PlayStation.
Met Your Match
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You ever meet someone who’s the exact opposite of you? I met my match once. I mean, they liked pineapple on pizza... We were fundamentally incompatible.
Met-aphorically Speaking
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Metaphors can be tricky, can't they? I once tried to impress someone by saying meeting them was like fireworks exploding in my heart. Turns out, they thought I meant I had heartburn from too many jalapeños.
Met and Greet
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I tried speed dating once. Twenty people in an hour, trying to make a connection. It was like a game of met and greet - hi, hello, goodbye, nice shirt, terrible joke... it was like trying to network at the speed of light.
Met-ropolis
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I live in a big city, and I met my neighbor for the first time last week. Turns out, we’ve been living next door to each other for years. It’s like we’re in our own little Met-ropolis – a city within a city, completely unaware of each other’s existence.
Met My Waterloo
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Remember that time you met someone so charming, you thought you’d finally met your Waterloo? Yeah, me too. Turns out, I was more like a puddle compared to their storm.
Met-aphysical Crisis
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Ever wonder about the metaphysical implications of meeting someone by chance? Like, maybe we’ve all met in a previous life, and this is just the universe’s way of saying, Surprise! You two again! I don’t know about you, but I hope my past life was more exciting than standing in line for coffee.
Met-hod Acting
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I tried pretending to be someone else on a first date. You know, method acting to impress. But then I met someone who thought I was actually a neuroscientist specializing in astrophysics. Let’s just say I didn’t stick the landing on that one.
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