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Updated on: Dec 15 2024

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Metropolitan Life

Navigating city living and its eccentricities
The city has a rhythm of its own. It's like a dance where everyone is doing the same steps, but no one knows where they're going. I call it the "Urban Cha-Cha: Two steps forward, one step on a discarded pizza box.

Awkward Metamorphosis

When you run into your ex after a major life transformation
My ex saw me all fit and said, "You've really changed." I told her, "Well, turns out, jogging away from commitment burns more calories than I thought.

Met the In-Laws

Navigating the challenges of meeting your significant other's family
Meeting my girlfriend's family is like a game show where the prize is not getting disowned. I'm just waiting for the confetti to drop when her grandma finally approves.

First Met Woes

Awkward encounters on first dates
The worst part of a first date is deciding who pays. It's like a financial standoff. I always suggest splitting the bill, just to check if she's an economic visionary or secretly plotting to become the world's first dine-and-dasher.

Tech Met

When your parents discover your internet search history
My dad saw my search history and said, "What's with all the 'how to adult' searches?" I told him, "Well, I figured it was finally time to upgrade from the 'adulting for dummies' level.

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