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I told Menachem he should become a comedian, but he said he was too pun-derful for that!
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Why did Menachem take a nap with a calendar? He wanted to dream about the future!
Menachem's Gym Routine
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Menachem joined a gym, and I swear, his idea of a workout is lifting the remote to change the channel. He's got a six-pack; it's just hiding under a keg of laughter.
Menachem's DIY Projects
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Menachem tried a DIY project. I asked him what he was building. He said, Character. I'm pretty sure he just glued together a bunch of old comic books.
Menachem's Social Media Presence
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Menachem joined Twitter. His first tweet was, Is this thing on? It's been a year, and he still thinks he's rehearsing for a stand-up set.
Menachem's Diet Plan
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Menachem's diet plan is simple: eat everything you want and then pray that your metabolism is as fast as your food delivery guy. It's called the Hunger Games, and I'm losing.
Menachem's Dating Tips
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Menachem gave me dating advice: Just be yourself. Thanks, Menachem, but if I'm myself, I'll end up alone watching documentaries about the history of spoons.
Menachem's Fashion Sense
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Menachem once told me he's a trendsetter. I think he meant he's the reason people say, Whoa, let's not do that. Last time I followed his fashion advice, I ended up looking like a scarecrow at a disco.
Menachem's Passwords
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I asked Menachem for his Wi-Fi password, and he gave me a riddle: What's long, complicated, and changes every month? I said, Your password or my quest for enlightenment?
Menachem's Technology Woes
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Menachem and technology are like oil and water. When he said he was getting a smart home, I didn't realize he meant a home that occasionally understands what's going on.
Menachem's GPS
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You ever notice how Menachem's GPS gives directions like it's plotting to take over the world? In 500 feet, turn left and become the supreme ruler of all traffic!
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