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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why don't we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Adulting Level: Expert
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I reached a new level of maturity the other day. I successfully parallel parked on the first try. I know, I know, call the Nobel Committee, I've cracked the code to adulthood. Next up, conquering the art of folding a fitted sheet.
Mature Netflix Binge
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I spent the whole weekend binge-watching documentaries on Netflix. That's right, I'm now officially a connoisseur of mature content. My teenage self would be so disappointed; my current self is just disappointed in my teenage self.
Wisdom Teeth vs Wisdom Gained
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They call them wisdom teeth, but I think I lost IQ points getting mine removed. I mean, if wisdom teeth are supposed to make you smarter, why didn't I wake up quoting Shakespeare or solving math problems?
Mature Decisions, Immature Outcomes
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They say make mature decisions, but my idea of a mature decision is buying a salad for lunch instead of a burger. But then I add so much ranch dressing, it's basically a lettuce swimming pool party. So much for adulting.
Mature Conversations with Technology
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You ever have that moment when your computer freezes, and you start having a very mature conversation with it? Come on, baby, don't do this to me now. We've been through so much together. Remember that time I spilled coffee on your keyboard? Good times, good times.
Maturity Levels: Expert Mode
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I tried adulting on expert mode the other day. I folded a fitted sheet, paid my bills on time, and even had a sensible salad for lunch. Then I promptly rewarded myself with an ice cream sundae because life's too short to be an expert all the time.
Adulting Pro Tip
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. Oh, this one has dual scrubbing action! Who knew domestic excitement came in the form of household cleaning supplies?
Wisdom in the Produce Aisle
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I was in the produce aisle the other day, contemplating the difference between a cucumber and a zucchini. That's when it hit me – this is what maturity is all about: navigating the complex world of vegetables without adult supervision.
Mature Maturity
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You ever notice how they say maturity comes with age? Well, I must be Benjamin Buttoning this whole adulthood thing because my idea of maturity is still finding joy in popping bubble wrap. Yeah, my therapist calls it regressive therapy; I call it a party for my fingers!
Maturity or Just Good Lighting?
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You know you've reached a certain level of maturity when you start considering lighting fixtures for your home. Is this what growing up is? Arguing with yourself in the store: Do I want the 'soft glow of wisdom' or the 'harsh reality of adulthood'?
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