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As you get older, your definition of a successful day changes. Now, it's not about achievements; it's about remembering where you put your keys without having a mini panic attack.
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Maturity is realizing that a new vacuum cleaner can bring you more joy than the latest fashion trends. Who needs a wardrobe update when you can have a spotless living room?
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I've reached that level of adulthood where a quiet night in with a cup of tea is my idea of a party. Bonus points if I can do it without spilling anything on the carpet.
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The epitome of maturity is when your excitement about a new set of kitchen knives surpasses your excitement about a new iPhone. Priorities, people!
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You know you've reached a certain level of maturity when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's like, forget the latest gadgets, show me the one with the perfect scrubbing power!
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Being mature means having a favorite grocery store. I never thought I'd have a preference, but now I find myself saying, "Oh, they have the best produce section!
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Adulting is basically just pretending to have it all together. Like when someone asks how your day was, and you respond with, "Oh, you know, the usual adulting stuff." Translation: I survived.
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Adulthood is basically just googling how to do things you thought you should know how to do by now. Like, "How to fold a fitted sheet" is my latest search. Turns out, it's still a mystery.
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Remember when staying up late was a badge of honor? Now, it's more like a punishment. "Why did I watch that entire series? It's 2 am, and I have work tomorrow!
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