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Marshawn Lynch as a Yoga Instructor
Dealing with the zen world while being known for hard-hitting tackles
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Marshawn teaching yoga is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole – or in his case, trying to fit a football player into a lotus pose. "Namaste, y'all, and don't forget to hydrate with some Skittles.
Marshawn Lynch at a Shakespearean Play
Navigating the eloquence of Shakespeare with his straightforward communication style
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Marshawn in a Shakespearean tragedy? It would be the only time he's not fined for excessive celebration after a dramatic monologue.
Marshawn Lynch as a Chef
Balancing finesse in the kitchen with his "beast mode" reputation
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Marshawn Lynch trying to bake? That's like expecting finesse from a running back. "Yeah, I put the eggs in, then I put the whole thing in the oven... Skittle-flavored cake, anyone?
Marshawn Lynch at a High Tea Party
Being out of his element in a sophisticated setting
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Marshawn Lynch at a high tea party is like a bull in a china shop, but in this case, the china shop has cucumber sandwiches and delicate porcelain cups.
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