5 Jokes For Married Cousin

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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The Relationship Guru

Receiving unsolicited marriage advice from well-meaning family members.
My cousin told me marriage is all about compromise. So now, when I compromise, it's usually on things like choosing a movie for the night—between romantic comedies and action films. Ah, the sacrifices for love.

The Relationship Referee

Mediating awkward situations between married relatives.
At family parties, I'm like the United Nations of Love, trying to keep peace between my married cousin and their significant other. I should get a Nobel Peace Prize for surviving these reunions.

The Family Detective

Navigating the complexities of family relationships and trying to remember who's related to whom.
My cousin and I were discussing our family tree. They said, "It's a complicated network." I replied, "Yeah, more like a tangled web of 'Who's that guy, and why is he eating our potato salad?'

The Awkward Reunion

Navigating the uncomfortable encounters at family gatherings.
I asked my married cousin if they believe in love at first sight. They said, "No, but I do believe in love at first 'Oh crap, we're related.'

The Matchmaking Expert

Everyone suddenly becomes an expert on your love life when you're the single one at family events.
At family parties, my cousin keeps trying to set me up. I told them I'm not looking for love; I'm just trying to survive the awkwardness without accidentally proposing to a second cousin.

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