7 Jokes For Malone

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Updated on: Apr 10 2025

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I heard Post Malone opened a zoo. It only has one exhibit – the 'rock'-star lions!
I challenged Post Malone to a dance-off, but he said he'd rather stick to 'post'-ing on the dance floor!
I asked Post Malone if he likes puzzles. He said, 'Yeah, I always put the pieces Malone.
What's Post Malone's favorite type of weather? Rock and rollin' thunder!
Why did Post Malone become an astronaut? He wanted to explore the 'celestial post'!
Post Malone tried to become a gardener, but his plants kept 'rock-ing' too hard and withered away!
I asked Post Malone if he plays hide and seek. He said, 'Nah, I'm more of a seek and Malone kind of guy!

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