7 Jokes For Lunatic

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Updated on: Mar 03 2025

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a lunatic - rolling in the dough of my own craziness!
I used to be a tightrope walker, but I quit because I couldn't handle the heights. Now I'm just a lunatic walking the line between sanity and craziness!
I told my friend I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Now he thinks I'm a lunatic!
I tried to organize a lunatic convention, but no one showed up. They must have all been too busy being crazy elsewhere!
I asked the lunatic barber for a trim. He said, 'Sure, I'll cut your hair. Just don't lose your head over it!
Why did the lunatic bring a suitcase to the comedy club? He wanted to pack his bags with laughter!
I told my boss I needed a raise because I'm a lunatic. He said, 'That explains a lot, but it's not a valid reason.

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