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Luigi tried to become a musician, but he couldn't find the right 'pipe' for his instrument.
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Why did Luigi bring a ladder to the store? He heard the prices were 'sky high'!
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Why did Luigi become a detective? He was good at 'uncovering' mysteries!
Luigi's Life Lessons
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You know, I was talking to my buddy Luigi the other day, and he told me he's decided to start a podcast. Yeah, Luigi's Life Lessons. Episode 1: How to make a great spaghetti and deal with your brother who hogs the spotlight. I can't wait for Episode 2: Jumping over turtles – a guide to overcoming obstacles, or as Luigi calls it, 'The Mario Strategy.
Luigi's Sidekick Struggles
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Luigi's always been the sidekick, right? I asked him how he feels about it, and he said, Well, at least I don't have to deal with all the princess drama. I'm just here for the ride. I suggested he should start a support group for sidekicks – call it Luigi's Leftovers Anonymous, where they can share stories about being the unsung heroes.
Luigi's Love for Plumbing
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Luigi told me he loves plumbing. I asked him what's so great about it, and he said, Well, you get to deal with a lot of pipes, and there's always a chance you'll find a secret world behind the toilet. I think he's confusing plumbing with his video game adventures, but hey, if it keeps him happy, I'm not going to burst his bubble.
Luigi's Ghostly Gig Economy
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Luigi's trying to diversify his income. He signed up for the gig economy, but instead of delivering food, he's delivering ghosts. He's got a 5-star rating for every haunted mansion he clears. The only problem is, he keeps leaving his vacuum cleaner at the customers' houses. Now he's got a Yelp review that says, Great ghost removal, but Luigi, please pick up your stuff.
Luigi's Dating Dilemma
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Luigi's been having a tough time in the dating world. He asked me for advice, and I said, Luigi, just be yourself. Now, every date he goes on, he introduces himself as Luigi, Player 2 in the game of love. Poor guy can't catch a break. His dating profile says, Looking for someone to rescue from another castle of loneliness.
Luigi's Fashion Fiasco
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Luigi's decided to launch his own fashion line. It's called Green and Miserable. The signature item? Overalls, of course. I asked him why, and he said, I figure if it worked for Mario, it'll work for me. I don't have the heart to tell him that the 'plumber chic' look is so last century.
Luigi's Mario Kart Road Rage
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Luigi has some serious road rage issues. I rode with him in Mario Kart, and let me tell you, if looks could kill, we would've been picking up his coins off the track. He's got a new strategy – throwing banana peels on the road and blaming it on Donkey Kong. Classic Luigi move.
Luigi's Mushroom Mishap
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Luigi's been experimenting with mushrooms lately. Not the kind you're thinking of – he's into the Super Mario kind. He ate one and grew twice his size. Now he's stuck in his apartment because he can't fit through the door. I suggested he eat a mini-mushroom to shrink down, but now he's worried he'll end up in a Mario Kart race against a bunch of Koopas.
Luigi's Paranormal Problems
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Luigi's been ghost hunting lately. He says he's tired of living in Mario's shadow and wants to make a name for himself. I told him, Luigi, you're hunting ghosts, not trying to find a new roommate. Now, he's got a show in development – Luigi's Mansion: Reality Edition, where he tries to convince ghosts to leave haunted houses by offering them great vacation deals in the afterlife.
Luigi's Fitness Regimen
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Luigi's been hitting the gym lately. He told me he's on a new fitness regimen – it's called Jumping Jacks to Save the Princess. I asked him how it's going, and he said, Well, I can jump over barrels like nobody's business, but I still can't get a date. Maybe he should try a different workout plan, like Squats for Solidarity or Kart Racing Cardio.
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