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Luigi is like that friend who always gets invited to the party but ends up standing in the corner, sipping his drink, contemplating life. "Maybe one day they'll realize I'm a party in green overalls.
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If Luigi ever wrote a memoir, it would be titled, "Green and Overlooked: Tales of the Second-Born Brother." Chapter one: "The Princess Always Prefers Red.
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Luigi has been in the shadow of Mario for so long; I wouldn't be surprised if he has a secret Instagram account where he posts selfies captioned, "Just another day being Player 2. #LuigiLife.
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Luigi is the king of the sidekick struggle. I bet even when he tries to order a pizza, they're like, "Oh, you're Mario's brother? Do you want a side of pity with that?
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Luigi's mustache is like the undercover agent of facial hair. It's not as bold and in-your-face as Mario's, but you know it's silently doing its job, solving plumbing mysteries and saving the day.
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Luigi's dream job? Probably being a therapist for other video game sidekicks. "Listen, Tails, I get it. It's tough being the wingman. But trust me, it builds character. And sometimes, you get to wear cool overalls.
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You ever notice how Luigi from Super Mario is always overshadowed by his brother Mario? I mean, Mario gets the princess, the fame, and all the glory. Luigi's just there like, "Hey, I can jump high too, guys! And I'm great with vacuum cleaners!
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Luigi is the unsung hero of the Mario franchise. I bet if he had a theme song, it would be a mix of "I Will Survive" and "We Are the Champions." Poor guy deserves a victory lap!
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Luigi is like the forgotten sibling of the video game world. I bet even his own Game Boy forgets to invite him to play sometimes. "Sorry, Luigi, we only have room for one mustachioed hero in this cartridge.
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