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What's Luca's secret to success? A dash of determination, a sprinkle of humor, and a lot of pasta!
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Why did Luca bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Luca's fitness tip? Jumping to conclusions burns more calories than jumping on a trampoline – pasta-bly!
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Luca started a detective agency. His first case? The mystery of the missing spaghetti – it was a real noodle-biter!
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What's Luca's favorite exercise? Running – especially when there's a 'pasta'-bility of a good meal at the finish line!
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Why did Luca take a ruler to the cooking class? To measure up to the 'pasta'-bilities of becoming a master chef!
Luca's Dating Advice
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Luca gave me dating advice. He said, Be yourself. So, I took his advice, and now I'm sitting at home alone watching cat videos. Turns out, being myself is a one-way ticket to becoming a cat person.
Luca's DIY Projects
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Luca decided to do some DIY home improvement. He painted the living room, but now it looks like a crime scene from a cartoon. I asked him what happened, and he said, I wanted it to be abstract. Luca, the accidental artist.
Luca's GPS
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You ever notice how Luca's GPS has a PhD in confusion? I swear, it's like Siri went to a carnival and came back with a degree in sending me to the wrong place. Last time, I asked for the nearest coffee shop, and Luca insisted I take a detour through Narnia. I just wanted a latte, not an adventure with talking lions!
Luca's Fashion Sense
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Luca's fashion sense is unique. He wore mismatched socks and called it sock-ial rebellion. I told him it looks weird, and he said, Nah, it's avant-garde. Luca, the Picasso of fashion disasters.
Luca's Cooking Skills
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Luca tried cooking for the first time. Let's just say the smoke alarm cheered him on like it was a rock concert. I asked him what he made, and he said, Reservations. I didn't know that was a dish, but apparently, it's his specialty.
Luca's Karaoke Night
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Luca at karaoke night is a sight to behold. He picked Bohemian Rhapsody and turned it into a solo opera. I think Freddie Mercury did a few spins in his grave that night. Luca, the karaoke maestro with no regard for musical history.
Luca at the Gym
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I went to the gym with Luca. He lifted weights like they were made of helium. I asked him if he even broke a sweat, and he said, Nah, I just like to give the weights false hope. Luca, the only guy who turns the gym into a comedy club.
Luca's Tech Troubles
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Luca's relationship with technology is like a Shakespearean tragedy. He tried to set up his smart home, and now his toaster won't stop talking to the thermostat. Luca, the unintentional creator of technological soap operas.
Luca's Sleepwalking
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Luca is a sleepwalker. Last night, he woke up in the kitchen, making a sandwich. I asked him what he was doing, and he said, Midnight snack attack. Luca sleepwalks to the fridge – the superhero we never knew we needed.
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