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What did Lou say when he saw a cat playing a guitar? 'That's a real purr-formance!
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What did Lou say when he spilled coffee on his keyboard? 'It's time to espresso myself!
Haunted House or Haunted WiFi?
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Lou complained to me that his internet was acting up. He said, I keep losing connection. I told him, Lou, it's not the Wi-Fi. It's the ghost in your router playing pranks. Probably wants to watch 'Ghostbusters' again.
Ghostly Roommate Woes
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Living with a ghost like Lou can be tough. The other day, I couldn't find my keys. I asked Lou if he'd seen them. He said, I don't know, I've been dead for years, man. Not helpful, Lou. Not helpful at all.
When Ghosts Go Grocery Shopping
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I saw Lou at the supermarket the other day. He was arguing with a cashier about the price of toilet paper. I thought, Come on, Lou, you've got a ghost living rent-free in your house, and you're worried about a few bucks for Charmin?
Ghostly Marriage Woes
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Lou's wife left him because of the ghost. She said, I can't take it anymore, Lou. I'm tired of being the third wheel in this spectral love triangle. Poor Lou, he's now ghosted by both the living and the dead.
Haunted House Upgrade
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Lou installed a new security system in his haunted house. It's state-of-the-art. Cameras, motion sensors, and ghost repellent. The ghost laughed and said, Nice try, but I've been haunting since before WiFi was a thing.
Haunted House Party
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I hosted a party at Lou's place. It was going great until the ghost showed up. Lou said, Don't worry, he's friendly. Yeah, but my guests didn't sign up for spectral high-fives and disappearing drinks!
Ghost Roommate Etiquette
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Lou, my ghostly roommate, has no sense of personal space. Last night, I'm trying to sleep, and I feel this cold breath on my neck. Lou says, Sorry, I thought you were a ghost whisperer. Yeah, Lou, I whisper, but I don't want ghost whispers!
Ghost Therapist Needed
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I suggested to Lou, Why don't you talk to a therapist about the ghost? He said, I did. The therapist suggested I learn to dance with the spirit. I guess that's one way to tango with the paranormal!
When Life Gives You Ghosts...
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Lou's mantra in life is, When life gives you ghosts, make ghost-ade. I said, Lou, I think you mean lemonade. He replied, Nope, ghost-ade is just lemonade with a chill.
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