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Lou's got a habit of talking to himself. I asked him why. He said, "It's the only way to have a decent conversation around here. Plus, I'm always guaranteed to win the arguments.
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Lou told me he's into meditation now. Yeah, Lou and meditation – two things I never thought I'd hear in the same sentence. I asked him how it's going. He said, "Well, I tried clearing my mind, but all I could think about was whether I left the oven on. So, now I'm practicing 'mindful baking.'
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Lou went to a yoga class last week. He said, "It's all about finding your inner peace." I asked him if he found it. He replied, "No, but I did find out I'm surprisingly flexible for a guy who can't touch his toes without groaning like a grandpa.
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Lou recently got into gardening. He's growing tomatoes. He told me, "It's a delicate process – you need the right soil, the right sunlight, and of course, a stern talking-to every now and then. My tomatoes have never been more disciplined.
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You ever notice how Lou looks at a GPS? Most people follow the directions like it's gospel, but not Lou. He treats it like a backseat driver he's trying to outsmart. "Turn left in 500 feet," it says. Lou's like, "Nah, I'll take a right. Let's see where that gets us, Mr. Smarty GPS!
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Lou recently joined a cooking class. He said it's great for meeting people. I asked him what he learned. He said, "Well, now I know how to flambe, but I also found out I'm really good at setting off smoke detectors. Turns out, my culinary skills are alarmingly good.
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Lou's a big fan of those self-help books. He's got shelves full of them. The other day, he told me, "I read a book that said you should visualize your success every morning." I walked into his house, and there he was, staring at the mirror, coffee in hand, whispering, "You're going to nail that PowerPoint presentation, Lou.
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Lou's trying to be more environmentally conscious. He bought a reusable water bottle. The only problem is, he keeps forgetting to bring it with him. So, now he's got this collection of eco-friendly bottles at home, and he's still buying plastic ones on the go. He's a one-man recycling paradox.
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Lou's a big fan of home improvement shows. He watches them religiously. I asked him if he's ever tried any of the DIY projects. He said, "Well, I painted my living room once. Turns out, picking the right shade of beige is a life-altering decision. I'm still recovering from the trauma.
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