7 Jokes For Lineage

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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My ancestors must have had a good sense of direction; they never lost their way to the dinner table!
My family's reunion was so wild, it's now called the 'Chaosmos' instead of 'Cosmos'!
My family tree is a cactus because everyone on it is a little prickly!
My family's motto? 'United we stand, divided we're on Ancestry.com!
Why did the genealogist bring a ladder to the library? To climb the family tree!
Why did the chromosome feel unattractive? It had its genes in all the wrong places!
My family tree's so twisted, it should be in a maze instead of a garden!

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