7 Jokes For Lineage

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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I told my parents I want to trace our family's roots. They said, 'Go dig in the backyard!
I'm so bad at history, I thought DNA stood for 'National Dyslexia Association'!
I come from a long line of comedians. Unfortunately, the joke's on me—I'm not funny!
I asked my grandpa why our family has so many relatives. He said, 'We just can't keep our branches to ourselves!
I asked my grandma how she keeps track of our relatives. She said, 'I just use Facebook—it's our family album!
I discovered my family tree is full of sap—mostly maple syrup!
I'm from a family that has its own language. It's called 'Relativespeak'—full of inside jokes!

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