7 Jokes For Like A Glove

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Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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I asked my friend how he manages to juggle so many tasks. He said, 'It's all about fitting each responsibility 'like a glove' – with a little finger flexibility!
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist. It didn't go 'like a glove,' but it was close!
I tried to fit into my old jeans, but they were too tight. I guess they don't fit 'like a glove' anymore – more like a sausage casing!
I asked my plant if it needed water. It replied, 'Not now, I'm fitting into my pot 'like a glove' – staying hydrated with style!
I told my friend my job was a perfect fit. He asked, 'Like a glove?' I said, 'No, more like comfy pajamas – just right!
I asked my tailor if he could make my suit fit perfectly. He said, 'Like a glove!' I guess now I'm suited up for success!
I bought a new phone, and the salesperson said it would fit my lifestyle 'like a glove.' Little did I know, it'm more like a clingy glove – always in my hand!

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