5 Jokes For Like A Glove

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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The Awkward Detective

Solving crimes is like a glove, but not the glove you need for a murder investigation.
I may not catch criminals, but I'm great at catching accidental puns – like how investigating a crime scene is like trying to fit a square glove on a round hand.

The Overconfident Handyman

Fixing things is like a glove, assuming the glove is left-handed.
I'm so confident in my fixing skills that when I'm done, even the professionals are impressed with how creative my solutions are.

The Clumsy Chef

Trying to cook is like a glove, but not the kind that fits.
My cooking skills are like a glove, meant for one hand, but somehow I manage to burn the other too.

The Forgetful Surgeon

Surgery is like a glove, but sometimes you forget where you left the other one.
I'm not saying I'm forgetful, but sometimes I start surgery and halfway through realize I'm wearing gardening gloves.

The Perfectionist Tailor

Tailoring is like a glove, but sometimes you end up with fingerless gloves.
My tailor's motto: "Measure twice, cut once, and hope nobody notices the extra finger hole in the glove.

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