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My lighter's favorite song? 'We Didn't Start the Fire' – it's a real classic!
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Why did the lighter get promoted at work? It always knew how to spark enthusiasm!
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I told my friend he should write a book about lighters. He said it would be a real page-turner!
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Why did the lighter start telling jokes? It wanted to add a little light humor to everyone's day!
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Why did the lighter enroll in a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to handle the heat in the kitchen!
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What did one lighter say to the other during a heated argument? 'Let's not make this a burning issue!
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I was at a concert recently, and the guy in front of me had a lighter with so many stickers on it that I thought it was the lead guitarist of the lighter band. I half-expected it to start a solo mid-concert.
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I once accidentally brought a glitter-infused lighter to a concert. Now, every time I spark it up, it's like a tiny disco ball is having its own party. I call it the 'Disco Bic.'
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I saw someone using a lighter at a yoga class to 'set the mood.' The instructor was not impressed. 'This is a zen space, not a rock concert!' But hey, nothing says inner peace like the soothing flicker of an open flame, right?
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You ever notice how lighters are like rebellious teenagers? You tell them not to play with fire, but the moment you turn your back, they're flicking rebellious sparks like it's a tiny pyrotechnics show.
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Lighters, the unsung heroes of concert audiences. You ever notice how they become like mini torches during a power ballad? Suddenly, it's not just a rock concert; it's a rock concert with a touch of medieval banquet ambiance.
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I bought a lighter the other day, and on the packaging, it said 'child-resistant.' I thought, great, because nothing says 'I'm an adult' like struggling to operate a mini fire stick in a desperate attempt to light a candle for some romantic ambiance.
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You know you're at a good concert when the sea of lighters looks like a constellation map. 'Ah, yes, that's the constellation of the Bic major and the Clipper minor. Very rare, only visible during power ballads.'
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Lighters are like the swiss army knife of concerts. Need a flame for your candle? Boom, lighter. Need to summon your inner rock god during a guitar solo? Double boom, lighter. Just be careful not to mistake it for your TV remote during a slow song at home.
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I asked my friend for a lighter, and he handed me one that had a built-in bottle opener. I thought, 'Great, now I can set things on fire and crack open a cold one. The ultimate multitool for questionable decision-making.'
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