5 Jokes About Life Quotes

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Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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The Procrastinator

Wanting to live life to the fullest but deciding to do it tomorrow
I've been planning to change my life for years. I even made a to-do list. The only thing left to do on that list is start the to-do list.

The Health Nut

Balancing the desire for a six-pack with the love for pizza
I joined a gym, but my favorite exercise is scrolling through the menu and deciding what to order after the workout.

The Optimistic Pessimist

Seeing the glass half full and half empty at the same time
I bought a self-help book on positivity. It said, "Think positive, and positive things will happen." So now, I’m positively broke, positively single, and positively regretting that book.

The Tech Guru

Embracing the latest technology while secretly fearing the robot apocalypse
I asked Siri for a life quote, and she said, "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." I didn't know Siri moonlighted as a stand-up comedian.

The Social Media Addict

FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) vs. JOMO (Joy of Missing Out)
The only 10-year challenge I’m winning is that I still have the same level of enthusiasm for going out as I did in 2013—zero.

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