8 Jokes For Leonardo

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Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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Why was Leonardo always invited to paintball games? Because he had a 'da Vinci touch'!
Why did Leonardo da Vinci become a vegetarian? He didn't like the 'meat' of the problem!
How does Leonardo DiCaprio handle a bad day? He just paints a smile on and acts like it's Titanic!
What did Leonardo da Vinci say when he was stressed? 'I need to draw myself a break!
What did Leonardo DiCaprio say to his easel? 'You support me in all the right ways!
What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he won an Oscar? 'I'm painting the town gold tonight!
What did Leonardo da Vinci call his favorite snack? 'The Vitruvian Munch'!
What did Leonardo da Vinci say to his paintbrushes? 'You stroke me the right way!

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