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You know what baffles me about Leonardo? The guy never signed the "Mona Lisa." I mean, if I painted something that iconic, I'd at least tag it with a giant "LEO WAS HERE." But maybe he was just being humble or forgot where he left his signature brush.
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Leonardo once said, "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." Meanwhile, I'm here trying to assemble IKEA furniture and wondering if I missed the sophisticated gene he was talking about. Simple? My instruction manual has more twists than a Da Vinci Code.
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I read somewhere that Leonardo was a vegetarian. Can you imagine him at a Renaissance fair? "Ah, yes, I'll have the veggie turkey leg, please. And while you're at it, do you have any gluten-free mead?" Renaissance dieting must've been a whole other level of complicated.
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Leonardo, the man who painted the "Last Supper." I've had dinners that felt like they lasted centuries, but nothing compared to that one! I bet even back then someone was like, "Leonardo, can you speed it up? My Uber chariot arrives in 20 minutes.
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Leonardo, oh Leonardo! Guy was way ahead of his time, right? But here's my question: if he were around today, would he still be using a feather quill or would he just be tapping away on an iPad? I can't decide if he'd be a tech genius or just confused by emojis.
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Speaking of Leonardo, have you ever tried to recreate his sketches? I did once. Ended up with something that looked like a doodle from a bored student in math class. And here I was thinking I'd discovered the next "Last Supper" masterpiece.
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You ever wonder if Leonardo had an arch-nemesis? Like, while he was painting the "Last Supper," there was some other artist trying to one-up him by sketching the "Second-to-Last Brunch"? I bet they had some serious Renaissance rivalries.
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You ever think about how Leonardo probably had the original FOMO? I mean, guy was a painter, scientist, and inventor. I can't even decide on a Netflix show without thinking I'm missing out on something better. Leonardo was probably like, "Do I paint the 'Mona Lisa' or invent the helicopter today?
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I heard Leonardo was a lefty. Explains a lot, doesn't it? Guy probably smudged his paintings all the time. "Ah, the 'Mona Lisa' would've been finished last week, but I had to wait for the smudge to dry." Left-handed people, forever changing art and leaving ink stains everywhere.
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