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So, dating nowadays feels a bit like a lemming parade. Everyone's swiping right, following each other into these digital cliffs of uncertainty. Lemmings are probably better at online dating than I am. Lemming 1: "Swipe right, swipe right!" Lemming 2: "Why?" Lemming 1: "I don't know, everyone else is doing it!" Lemmings have more logic in their dating strategy than half the people on Tinder.
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Traffic jams, the great equalizer. Lemmings on wheels. You ever notice how, in a traffic jam, everyone starts changing lanes like it's a magical shortcut? Lemming 1: "I'm switching lanes!" Lemming 2: "But it's the same road!" Lemming 1: "I don't know, it feels faster if we all do it together!" We're all just lemmings trying to outsmart the GPS, thinking we've got the secret route to beat the system. Newsflash: there's no escape from the traffic lemming conga line.
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You know, someone left me a note that just said "lemming." Lemmings, those little creatures that supposedly follow each other off cliffs, right? I'm thinking, "Wow, lemme talk about that." Lemmings are like the original influencers, right? They see a trend, and they're like, "Hey, let's jump off a cliff together, it'll be fun!" But me, I'm the guy in the back going, "Wait, what if we take a left instead? There's a Starbucks there, let's not jump off a cliff, let's get a latte!
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Ever been in a meeting at work where the boss has this brilliant idea, and everyone just nods like lemmings? Lemming 1: "Let's implement this new procedure!" Lemming 2: "But why?" Lemming 1: "I don't know, the boss said so!" We're all lemmings in the corporate world, following the leader even if it means jumping off a metaphorical cliff. "Team building exercise, everyone! Grab a parachute, we're diving into this project!
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