6 Jokes For Lemming

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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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What do you call a lemming with a sense of humor? A stand-up rodent! 🎤
Why did the lemming start a detective agency? It wanted to solve the mysteries of 'cliffhangers'! 🕵️‍♂️
How do lemmings apologize? They say sorry and take a 'leap' of absence! 🤝
Why did the lemming refuse to play hide and seek? It didn't want to be the one left 'cliff'-hanging! 🙈
Why did the lemming become a motivational speaker? It wanted to inspire others to take a leap of faith! 🚀
What did one lemming say to the other during a race? 'Let's stay ahead of the curve!' 🏃

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