8 Jokes For Leaverite

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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I told the leaverite, 'You can't run away from your problems.' It replied, 'Watch me!' And off it went!
Why did the leaverite start a band? It wanted to leave a lasting impression!
I asked my friend for advice on handling leaverite. He said, 'Just let it slide!' So, I did – down a slippery slope!
Why did the leaverite go to therapy? It had too many issues!
Leaverite is like a ninja – it disappears without a trace, leaving you wondering if it was ever there!
Why did the leaverite get a job as a magician? It wanted to disappear professionally!
Leaverite tried to break up with me, but I said, 'Not so fast!' It turns out, it's faster at leaving than I am at stopping it!
I asked the leaverite for directions. It said, 'Take the exit – it's the only direction I know!

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