18 Laughter Is The Best Medicine Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

The Doctor's Prescription

You know, doctors always say laughter is the best medicine. So, I tried laughing my way through the flu once. Ended up getting a six-pack... of tissues!

The Laughing Doctor

I heard laughter is the best medicine. So, I told my dentist a joke during my root canal. Not sure if it helped, but at least now I know what a laughing gas-induced giggle with a mouth full of cotton sounds like!

Comedy Check-ups

They say laughter is the best medicine. I wonder if I can pay my rent with joke currency. Landlord asks for cash, I hand over a stand-up routine – laughter in exchange for housing. Who’s laughing now? Well, hopefully, me, in my own place!

Jokes as Painkillers

I heard laughter is the best medicine, so I thought I’d try it when I broke my leg. Turns out, the EMTs were not amused when I asked for a knock-knock joke to ease the pain. But hey, laughter might not fix bones, but it sure distracts you from the screaming!

The Chuckle Therapy

I read somewhere that laughter is the best medicine. So, I started a laughter yoga class. Turns out, it’s the only place where snorting and laughing hysterically is not only accepted but encouraged!

Comedy as Treatment

They say laughter is the best medicine. I agree! That’s why I keep a joke book in my first aid kit. Who needs band-aids when a well-timed pun can fix anything from a paper cut to a broken heart?

Laughter Overload

Laughter is supposedly the best medicine, right? Well, my friends overdosed me on a comedy show. Now, I’ve got a subscription to laughter rehab, and I’m on the 12-step program: one joke at a time!

The Healing Giggle

They say laughter is the best medicine. Tell that to my abs; they ache from a good laugh session, not a gym workout! I’m convinced; comedy clubs should be listed as fitness centers.

Side Effects of Comedy

I've been told laughter is the best medicine. But no one warns you about the side effects! Ever tried to stifle laughter in a serious meeting? My boss thinks I have a sudden fascination with sneezing fits!

Comedy Cure-All

They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I took that advice seriously. Now, I’m banned from hospitals after my stand-up routine cleared out an entire wing. Who knew my jokes had such healing powers?

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