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How did the computer express love on Valentine's Day? With a lot of byte!
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What did the little heart say to the big heart on Valentine's Day? You're truly artery!
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Why did the Valentine's Day card become a detective? It was looking for love clues!
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How did the kid express love on Valentine's Day? With lots of huggles and kisses!
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Why did the Valentine's Day card bring a ladder? To reach the high notes of love!
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Why did the Valentine's Day card go to school? It wanted to be a smartie-pants!
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How did the phone express love on Valentine's Day? It sent a text message: 'I'm calling you mine!
The Candy Economy
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Valentine's Day has turned the school playground into a candy economy. It's like a mini Wall Street, but instead of stocks, kids are trading Smarties and lollipops. I overheard one kid say, I'll give you two chocolate hearts for that shiny sticker. It's like witnessing the birth of the sweetest financial market ever.
Valentine's Day Math
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Trying to figure out who sent your kid a Valentine's Day card is like solving a complex math problem. You're there with a list of classmates, cross-referencing handwriting, and employing detective skills that Sherlock Holmes would envy. Elementary, my dear Watson, the secret admirer is in Mrs. Johnson's third-grade class.
The Heartfelt Art of Glitter Glue
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Kids and glitter glue on Valentine's Day go together like peanut butter and chaos. The glitter never stays where it's supposed to. It's like a sparkly invasion, leaving a trail of shimmer everywhere. My living room now looks like a disco ball exploded, and I'm just here thinking, Is this the aftermath of love or the craft aisle gone wild?
The Sweetheart Slime Dilemma
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Kids nowadays have the audacity to give out slime as a Valentine's Day gift. Slime! Back in my day, it was all about heart-shaped chocolates or cheesy cards. Now, little Timmy hands your kid a jar of glittery goo and says, Happy Valentine's, let's get messy together. It's like they're preparing them for a lifetime of navigating through sticky situations.
Crayons and Candlelit Dinners
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I walked into the living room the other day and found my kid setting up a candlelit dinner for his teddy bears. I thought, Wow, this is a whole new level of parenting I didn't sign up for. I mean, what's next? Crayon-written love letters and finger-painted roses? Forget about Toy Story, we're starring in Romance Story: The Sequel.
Parenting Love Notes
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I found a love note in my lunchbox the other day. Excited, I opened it to find a scribbled message that said, Dear Mom, thanks for the sandwiches. Love, Your Little Chef. I thought, Well, at least my kid appreciates my culinary skills, even if the note looks like it was written in Morse code.
Homemade 'Love' Coupons
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So, my daughter comes up to me and says, Daddy, I made you some love coupons for Valentine's Day. Excited, I take a look, and they're coupons for things like One Free Hug or Dishes Duty-Free Day. I thought, Sweetie, if that's your idea of romance, you're setting the bar pretty low. I'm just waiting for the coupon that says, Redeem for a Night of Uninterrupted Sleep.
Finger Painted Love Letters
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I received a finger-painted love letter from my son. I didn't know whether to frame it as a masterpiece or stick it on the fridge as a modern art piece. It's like, move over Shakespeare, we've got a new literary genius in town, and he's armed with finger paints and construction paper.
The Elementary School Heartbreak Zone
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Valentine's Day in elementary school is like a tiny emotional war zone. There are these dramatic moments when a kid hands out cards to everyone in the class, but then you notice the poor kid in the corner with no cards left in their box. It's like watching a romantic tragedy unfold right in front of the glue sticks and colored pencils.
Kids and Valentine's Day
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You know, kids and Valentine's Day are like a combination that's destined for chaos. I mean, these little Cupids-in-training, armed with heart-shaped arrows, are basically turning our homes into a love battlefield. It's like, instead of playing with action figures, they're strategizing romantic encounters in the sandbox. Operation Sweethearts: The Battle of the Juice Boxes.
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