8 Kids Knock Knock Jokes Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 07 2025

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go beep beep!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in or I’ll freeze out here!

Orange.

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! Kids, they're like tiny comedians, testing their material on you. Next thing you know, they'll be asking for a two-drink minimum.

Knock, knock.

You ever notice how kids' knock-knock jokes are like the gateway drug to comedy? They start innocent enough, but before you know it, they're on the street corner, slinging puns and one-liners.

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