5 Kids Knock Knock Jokes Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 07 2025

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The Competitive Sibling

Wanting to outdo each other with knock-knock jokes.
We turned knock-knock jokes into a sport. I said, "Knock, knock." They asked, "Who's there?" I said, "Olive." They asked, "Olive who?" I said, "Olive your jokes can't beat mine!

The Overenthusiastic Parent

Balancing excitement with the challenge of delivering kid-friendly humor.
My child asked me to tell a knock-knock joke, so I said, "Knock, knock." They replied, "Who's there?" I said, "Olive." They asked, "Olive who?" I said, "Olive your jokes are terrible.

The Cool Teenager

Maintaining a nonchalant attitude while trying to be funny for the younger audience.
I tried a knock-knock joke about social media. I said, "Knock, knock." They asked, "Who's there?" I said, "Hashtag." They asked, "Hashtag who?" I said, "Hashtag blessed to be your comedy idol.

The Exhausted Teacher

Juggling the responsibility of being educational while keeping it fun for the kids.
One of my students brought a knock-knock joke about chemistry. They said, "Knock, knock." I asked, "Who's there?" They replied, "Nobel." I said, "Nobel who?" They said, "No bell, I'll just knock.

The Confused Grandparent

Grappling with the evolution of humor and modern knock-knock jokes.
My grandkid told me a knock-knock joke with a smartphone twist. They said, "Text, text." I asked, "Text who?" They said, "Text your ex and ask why they left you, Grandma!

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