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What did the boy candy say to the girl candy on Valentine's Day? 'I'm sweet on you!
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What did the little boy say to his Valentine? 'You're the 'write' one for me!
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Why did the kid bring a plant to their Valentine's Day date? Because they wanted to 'grow' their love!
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What did the little girl say to her Valentine? 'You're the crayon in my coloring box!
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Why did the Valentine's Day card go to school? Because it wanted to be a sweetheart!
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Why did the math book look forward to Valentine's Day? It hoped to find its perfect 'equation'!
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Why did the computer take its kid out for Valentine's Day? Because it had too many bytes of love!
Love Letters by Elementary Schoolers
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So, I decided to let kids write my Valentine's Day love letters. It seemed like a great idea until I read one that said, Roses are red, violets are blue, I like you more than my Nintendo. And that's a BIG deal.
The Kiddie Matchmakers
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I considered letting kids set me up on a date for Valentine's Day. I figured, who knows love better than kids? But then I realized, their idea of a perfect match is probably based on sharing the same favorite color or having matching lunchboxes. You two are perfect for each other; you both like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
Elementary School Romance Tips
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I asked a group of kids for advice on romance for Valentine's Day. Their top tip? If you like someone, just tell them and then run away. Well, I tried that, and let me tell you, it's not the smoothest move. Apparently, adults don’t appreciate a love confession followed by a sprint.
Love-Struck Homework Excuses
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I thought about having kids help me come up with excuses for forgetting Valentine's Day. Their top excuse? I was too busy doing my homework. Yeah, because nothing says I love you like blaming your forgetfulness on long division and fractions.
Valentine's Day, Kid-Style
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I considered letting kids plan my Valentine's Day date. You know, let them take charge. But then I realized, their idea of a romantic date involves a McDonald's Happy Meal, a playground, and a promise ring made of Play-Doh. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be memorable, but I’m also not sure I'm ready for a marriage proposal with a doughy ring.
Valentine's Day: The Kiddie Edition
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I thought about involving kids in my Valentine's Day plans. You know, have them deliver flowers, chocolates, and cute love notes. But then I remembered kids have a unique way of interpreting things. Imagine a kid handing someone a love note saying, Roses are red, violets are blue, I like you because you have snacks. Will you share with me too?
Cupid’s Little Helpers
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You know, they say kids are the best messengers of love. So, for Valentine's Day, I thought about hiring a bunch of kids to spread love messages. But then I realized, if kids delivered my love notes, they’d probably be like, Dear crush, do you like me? Check YES, NO, or Maybe... and also, can I borrow your crayons?
Tiny Cupids on a Mission
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I decided to recruit a squad of kids as Cupids for Valentine's Day. Picture this: little cherubs armed with bows and arrows, spreading love. But then I realized, kids can’t be trusted with weapons. Instead of shooting love arrows, they’d probably shoot each other and end up in a chaotic game of tag, you're in love!
Valentine's Day Homework
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I considered enlisting kids to help me with Valentine's Day surprises. You know, like a mini Cupid army. But then I thought about it – kids and deadlines? That’s a recipe for disaster. I can already hear them saying, Sorry, Mr. Cupid, I couldn’t deliver the love letters on time. My dog ate them, and my little brother used the arrows as toothpicks.
The Sweet Sound of Kids Spreading Love
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I thought about having kids sing love songs for Valentine's Day. You know, like a little choir of love. But let's face it, no one wants to hear a bunch of off-key kids singing, I Will Always Love You. It's less Whitney Houston and more... well, like a bunch of cats stuck in a love song karaoke nightmare.
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