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You know it's Valentine's Day in elementary school when your living room becomes a crafting war zone, and suddenly, your kitchen table transforms into the command center for the glittery heart card assembly line.
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You know you're a parent on Valentine's Day when your idea of a romantic gesture is letting your kid eat the chocolates you received as a gift because, let's be honest, you were going to share them anyway, right?
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The best part of being a parent on Valentine's Day is the heartwarming realization that even though your kids might exchange cards with their friends, you're the one who gets the handmade one that says, "I love you, even when you're not funny." Ah, the sweet taste of parental validation.
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Kids exchanging Valentine's cards is adorable until you realize it's essentially a popularity contest. It's like the mini version of running for class president, but with more glitter and less political strategy.
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You ever notice how kids for Valentine's Day are like tiny little love ambassadors sent by elementary schools to spread affection? It's like, "Here's a card with a superhero on it, now go forth and conquer the playground hearts!
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Trying to explain the concept of a secret admirer to a child on Valentine's Day is like attempting to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. They're just excited about the mystery candy, not the philosophical implications.
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Kids picking out Valentine's Day cards is like watching a tiny art critic evaluate the merits of cartoon hearts and puns. "Hmm, this one has a cat with heart-shaped sunglasses – a masterpiece!
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Kids on Valentine's Day are like tiny cupids armed with construction paper and glue sticks. If only they were as effective in matchmaking as they are in creating messy art projects, we'd have a lot more successful relationships.
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Valentine's Day with kids is the only time you'll find a love note that reads, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I like you almost as much as I like pizza, too." Romance, brought to you by second-grade poetry.
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