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Why did Simba bring a hairbrush to the movie? Because he wanted to comb his way through 'The Lion King'!
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Why did the Minions watch movies on VHS? Because they didn't want to 'banana-split' the screen!
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Why did Elsa refuse to lend DVDs? She was afraid they might 'frost' over!
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Why did the toys go to the movies without Woody? They didn't want to deal with a 'pull-string' attached!
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Why did the minions love 'Despicable Me' so much? It was simply 'bananas'!
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Why did Woody go to infinity and beyond? To catch the 'buzz' around 'Toy Story'!
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Why did the Grinch bring a ladder to the movie theater? He wanted to scale up the 'heights' of 'The Grinch'!
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Why did the monster go to the movies alone? He wanted a 'scream'-ing good time!
Kids Favorite Movie
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Kids' favorite movies are like the weather in Texas. If you don't like it, wait five minutes. Because next week, they'll have moved on to a new obsession, leaving you with a collection of DVDs that are so last Tuesday.
Kids Favorite Movie
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Kids' favorite movies have more sequels than my attempts to go on a diet. Just when you think you've had enough, they come out with Part 17: The Return of the Happy Meal.
Kids Favorite Movie
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Trying to pick a kid's favorite movie is like trying to catch a greased pig. Just when you think you've got a hold of it, it slips away, leaving you with a handful of popcorn and a streaming service bill.
Kids Favorite Movie
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Kids' favorite movies today make no sense. When I was young, we had talking lions and princesses. Now? My nephew's favorite movie is about an animated piece of toast that can do algebra. I'm not sure if I'm old or if movies have just gotten... toastier.
Kids Favorite Movie
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Have you ever tried to explain to a kid why a movie is a classic? I once told my nephew that the movie I loved as a child was a masterpiece. His response? Yeah, but it doesn't have talking animals, so...
Kids Favorite Movie
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You ever notice how a kid's favorite movie is like a one-hit wonder? One moment they're singing Let It Go, and the next, they're onto something called Baby Shark. It's like their taste in films has the attention span of a goldfish!
Kids Favorite Movie
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Ever try to keep up with a kid's favorite movie? One day it's pirates, the next day it's superheroes, and by the end of the week, they've combined the two and you're watching Pirate-Man vs. Super Hook.
Kids Favorite Movie
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You know a kid's favorite movie is just an ad for the toys, right? They watch it, love it, and then BOOM! Suddenly, you're buried under an avalanche of action figures, demanding a sequel.
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I tried showing my niece a classic movie, thinking it would be timeless. She looked at it for five minutes and said, Where are the unicorns? Apparently, every movie needs a unicorn now, or it's just not cutting it.
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