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Why did the computer take its hat off? Because it had too much caps lock!
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Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? Because it was a fungi to be with!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Kids have this incredible ability to make you question your sanity. Like when they insist on wearing a superhero cape to the grocery store, and you find yourself thinking, 'Well, at least it's a grocery-shopping-worthy cape.'
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Kids, the only beings on this planet who can turn a perfectly clean room into a post-apocalyptic disaster zone in under 30 seconds. It's like living with tiny tornadoes, except tornadoes don't ask for juice boxes.
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Kids' bedtime is like a hostage negotiation. There are threats, negotiations, and occasionally, you find yourself promising them a pony just to get them to brush their teeth.
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The term 'organized chaos' was probably coined by a parent watching their kids play. It's chaos, but hey, at least the Legos are color-coded, and the Barbies are staging a Shakespearean play in the dollhouse.
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If you ever need a lesson in negotiation, try convincing a five-year-old to eat broccoli. It's like dealing with a tiny lawyer who only speaks in gibberish and thinks ketchup is a vegetable.
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You know you're a parent when your idea of a wild Friday night involves watching animated movies and trying not to fall asleep before the kids do. I used to be cool; now I'm just well-rested.
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Parenting is basically a crash course in improvisational comedy. You never know what they're going to throw at you, but you better come up with something funny on the spot or face the dreaded 'dad joke' label.
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Kids' logic is fascinating. They can find the hidden cookie jar in the highest cupboard but struggle to locate their shoes, which are right in front of them. It's like their superpower is selectively activated.
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You know you're a parent when 'quiet' is the scariest sound in the house. I once found my kids in the closet, silently conducting a secret meeting like they were plotting the overthrow of bedtime.
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