5 Kids Com Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 27 2025

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Bedtime Stories vs. Reality

Kids' bedtime stories vs. real-life parenting
Bedtime stories never prepared me for negotiating with a tiny human over the number of bedtime snacks. "One more cookie, and I promise I'll brush my teeth twice.

Vegetable Warfare

Getting kids to eat their veggies
It's a vegetable war zone at the dinner table. I asked my kid to eat the carrots, and he said, "Do I get hazard pay for this?

Nap Time Negotiations

Trying to get kids to take a nap
Nap time is when parents showcase their negotiation skills. "If you sleep now, I'll throw in an extra story tonight. Deal?

Homework Hijinks

Getting kids to do their homework
Trying to explain math to a kid is like trying to speak a foreign language they're convinced they'll never need. "But when am I going to use algebra in the real world?

Toy Store Tantrums

Surviving a trip to the toy store with kids
The toy store cashier is the judge in the courtroom drama of parenting. "Will the parent break under the pressure of the checkout line candy? Stay tuned!

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