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My son asked me for an allowance for cleaning his room. I told him, 'You already get room and board!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to clean the clouds? To reach the high dust!
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I asked my son if he cleaned his room. He said, 'Why clean it? It's just going to get messy again.' He's a little philosopher.
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Why did the kid bring a sponge to the restaurant? To clean up their act after the food fight!
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Why did the child bring a vacuum to the school play? They wanted to clean up the act!
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I asked my daughter if she could clean up her toys. She said, 'Sure, I'll start when pigs fly.' Guess who has a flying pig collection now?
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Kids clean as if they're on a covert mission. Agent Sippy Cup, you are clear to hide in the laundry basket. Repeat, in the laundry basket. Over. It's a secret operation to make sure no parent ever finds all the missing socks.
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Trying to get kids to clean is like negotiating with tiny, stubborn diplomats. Clean your room. No. How about just picking up your toys? Counteroffer: I'll think about it while scattering LEGO pieces across the living room.
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I asked my kid to clean, and they looked at me like I'd just suggested we build a rocket and fly to Mars. Clean? You mean, like, swipe left on the mess? Is that a thing?
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My kid told me they cleaned their room. I walked in, and it looked like a hurricane made a pit stop at the Barbie Dreamhouse. It's the kind of cleaning where the floor is still sticky, but now it's mysteriously stickier.
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I tried introducing my kid to the concept of cleanliness by telling them it's like a real-life version of Tetris. Everything has its place! I said. Now my living room looks like someone tried playing Tetris with a malfunctioning controller.
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You ever hear about this concept of 'kids clean'? It's like saying I've trained a group of tiny, energetic tornadoes to tidy up. I ask my kid to clean their room, and suddenly it looks like a toy store threw up in there. What's this? Oh, it's just a LEGO minefield. Don't worry, I've got this.
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I tried teaching my kid about the importance of a clean space. They looked at me and said, But, Mom, mess is just a sign of a creative mind. I didn't realize I was raising the next Picasso of chaos.
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Kids clean with the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered a magic spell to make their toys disappear temporarily. It's like a game of hide-and-seek where the toys are the ones hiding, and you're seeking them in the most unexpected places.
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Kids have this unique talent for turning cleaning into a competitive sport. I say, Let's clean up, and suddenly it's a race to see who can shove the most toys under the bed without getting caught. I didn't know we were training for the Clutter Olympics.
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