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Cleaning with kids is like a live reenactment of the phrase "one step forward, two steps back." You pick up toys in one room, turn around, and suddenly there's a trail of crumbs leading back to where you started.
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Cleaning with kids is like that magic trick where you pull a tablecloth out from under a set of dishes without disturbing them. Except, in this case, the dishes are toys and the tablecloth is your patience.
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Ever notice how kids clean their rooms? It's like they've mastered the art of arranging things in a way that suggests cleanliness, but in reality, it's just a form of strategic camouflage for the mess underneath.
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You know you're reaching a new level of parenting when the phrase "kids clean" actually means you can see about 20% of the floor in their room.
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Asking kids to clean up is like giving them a Rubik's cube and expecting them to solve it blindfolded. They'll give it a shot, but the end result is usually just as confusing.
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Kids and cleaning have this weird relationship. They can locate a crumb from last month under the sofa, but ask them to find their shoes, and suddenly it's a mission impossible.
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Teaching kids to clean is like trying to explain quantum physics to a toddler – it's a complex theory that they'll nod along to, but in practice, it's as elusive as a unicorn.
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Trying to get kids to clean is a bit like negotiating a peace treaty – there's a lot of talking, some compromises, and in the end, you settle for a ceasefire with a slightly tidier battlefield.
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The term "kids clean" is an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp" or "act naturally." You might as well ask a tornado to rearrange your furniture.
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