7 Kids About Twins Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 30 2025

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I asked my twin nieces if they ever get confused about who's who. They said, 'No, we've got it twintuitively figured out!
I told my twins they were identical. They said, 'No, we're not; he's a minute older!' I guess details matter, even in twindom.
I tried to play hide and seek with my twins. It took me an hour to find them because they were both hiding in the same spot!
I overheard my twins arguing over who's the favorite. I didn't have the heart to tell them it's the dog.
I asked my twin daughters if they ever get tired of being twins. They replied, 'Nah, it's a twin thing—you wouldn't understand.
I asked my twins why they always finish each other's sentences. They said it's because they have a telepathic connection. I guess they're on the same wavelength!
My twin brother thinks he's so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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