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The Twin Teacher
Dealing with identical homework
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The only way to tell my students apart is by their handwriting. It's like being a detective, but instead of solving crimes, I'm deciphering doodles.
The Twin Parent
Trying to figure out which twin is which
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I tried dressing one twin in blue and the other in pink, but people still ask, "Are they identical?" No, one's a boy and one's a girl. I'm just trying to avoid confusion, not create a new gender.
The Twin Doctor
Twins sharing symptoms but not illnesses
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Prescribing medicine for twins is like playing Russian roulette. I just hope I don't mix up the prescriptions and accidentally give one of them a growth hormone.
The Twin Matchmaker
Setting up dates for identical twins
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I set up one twin with a great person, but the other twin got jealous. Now I'm caught in the middle of a double-date dispute.
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