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Why did the kid refuse to play hide and seek with the toilet? It always found the best hiding spots!
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What did the toilet say to the kid who was rushing? Take your time, I'm not going anywhere!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the kid? Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to the toilet? Because he wanted to reach the high seat of power!
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to the toilet? Because he wanted to go to the next level!
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Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? It couldn't handle the constant draining!
Toilet Art Gallery
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My kids turn the bathroom into an art gallery every time they use it. I call it Toilet Picasso. There's toothpaste on the mirror, shampoo on the walls – it's like an abstract masterpiece. I'm just waiting for the day an art critic walks in and says, Ah, the chaotic beauty of the modern bathroom.
Toilet Training Olympics
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Toilet training is like the Olympics in my house. There's cheering, encouragement, and occasionally, someone ends up in tears. I've even considered getting a medal podium for when my kid successfully uses the potty. Gold, silver, and bronze in the 100-meter dash to the bathroom.
Toilet Detective
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Toilet time with kids is like being a detective on a crime scene. You walk in, assess the situation, and try to piece together what on earth happened in there. It's a real-life episode of CSI: Bathroom Edition.
Toilet Teleportation
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I'm convinced that when kids go into the bathroom, they're secretly teleporting to another dimension. Because every time they come out, it's like they've been on a cosmic adventure. I wouldn't be surprised if one day they return with tales of battling aliens in the great porcelain galaxy.
Toilet Time Travel
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Kids have this magical ability to make time stand still when they're in the bathroom. You send them in for a quick visit, and suddenly it's like they've entered a time warp. I swear, I've aged five years waiting for them to finish brushing their teeth.
Toilet Paper Wars
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Kids have a unique talent for turning the simple act of pulling toilet paper into a full-scale war. It's like they're preparing for battle – one tug, and suddenly the entire roll unravels. I'm starting to think they believe there's a hidden treasure map inside.
Toilet Soundtrack
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Ever notice how kids turn the bathroom into a concert hall? There's singing, clapping, and sometimes even a bit of beatboxing. I'm just waiting for them to release a bathroom album – The Greatest Hits of Toothbrush Drum Solos.
Toilet Wisdom
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Kids have this profound wisdom when it comes to toilets. I overheard my five-year-old telling his friend, You see, the secret to a successful flush is all in the wrist action. Forget TED Talks; we should have TED Squats – Toilet Enlightenment Discussions.
Royal Thrones
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Have you ever noticed that kids treat toilets like they're royalty? I mean, they walk in with this majestic attitude, as if the porcelain throne is some kind of regal seat. I'm just waiting for them to start demanding a crown and a scepter for their bathroom visits.
Toilet Time Negotiations
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Getting a kid to use the toilet is like negotiating a peace treaty. There's bargaining, compromise, and sometimes, you just have to throw in a few extra cookies to seal the deal. I'm starting to think that the United Nations should hire toddlers as diplomats.
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