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Kids and public bathrooms – a recipe for disaster. They suddenly become bathroom critics, pointing out the lack of decor and giving Yelp-style reviews. "Two stars – no fluffy hand towels, and the soap smelled weird." I didn't realize my toddler was a bathroom connoisseur.
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Teaching a kid to aim in the toilet is like trying to train a puppy – lots of positive reinforcement and the occasional treat. Maybe we need little target decals or floating hoops to turn it into a sport. "And Timmy scores again! The crowd goes wild!
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Kids have this incredible talent for announcing their bathroom needs at the most inconvenient times. It's like they have a built-in radar that goes off whenever you're on an important call or in the middle of a movie. "Mom, I gotta go!" Yeah, sure, right when I'm negotiating world peace with the pizza delivery guy.
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You know you're a parent when your toilet suddenly becomes a treasure chest for random toys. I opened the lid the other day, and it was like a surprise loot box – action figures, rubber ducks, and a tiny pirate ship. I half-expected a map leading to hidden candy.
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Kids have this incredible ability to lock themselves in the bathroom, and suddenly it's a high-stakes negotiation just to get them out. "I'll give you a cookie if you open the door!" It's like dealing with a tiny hostage situation.
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Trying to potty train a toddler is like convincing someone to join a cult – lots of enthusiasm, a few bribes, and a strange initiation ceremony involving a tiny throne. "Welcome to the cult of toilet users, my child.
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You ever notice how kids treat toilets like they're on a game show? It's like, "And here comes Timmy, approaching the porcelain throne. Will he make it in time or face the consequences? Stay tuned for 'Flush or No Flush'!
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Why is it that kids can't seem to grasp the concept of toilet paper moderation? It's like they unravel the entire roll just to clean a tiny smudge. I feel like I'm funding a never-ending art project in my bathroom.
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Kids and toilets, it's like a bizarre love story. They either refuse to go near it, fearing the unknown abyss, or they treat it like their personal water park – splashing, giggling, and turning the bathroom into a mini aquatic adventure.
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