7 Kids About Food Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 25 2025

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What's a sandwich's favorite song? Lettuce Dance!

Why did the grape go out with the raisin? Because it couldn't find a date!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

Why was the cucumber mad? Because it was in a pickle!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!

Why did the bread go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!

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