5 Kids About Food Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 25 2025

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The Overenthusiastic Chef Kid

Trying to cook an elaborate meal with limited culinary skills
My kid wanted to impress me with their cooking skills. They made spaghetti, but I think they misread the recipe. It said "al dente," but what I got was "al dental appointment.

The Confused Grandparent Chef

Attempting to follow a modern recipe with old-school cooking methods
My grandma made avocado toast but replaced avocados with butter. It's like she's living in a parallel brunch universe where healthy fats are replaced by heart attacks on bread.

The Sneaky Snacker Sibling

Stealing snacks without the younger sibling noticing
I stole a bag of chips from my little brother. Now he's convinced there's a snack ghost haunting our kitchen. I'm the phantom of the pantry.

The Picky Eater Parent

Trying to get their kid to eat vegetables
I told my kid to eat their carrots because it's good for their eyes. Now they're convinced they'll turn into a superhero with night vision. Who knew vegetables came with origin stories?

The Dessert Negotiator Teen

Convincing parents to have dessert before dinner
I tried the classic "save room for dessert" strategy, but it turns out you can't negotiate stomach space. My mom called it strategic gluttony; I call it dessert diplomacy.

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