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Kat asked a deep question: "Why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but not in 'refrigerator'?" I never thought about it, but now I can't unsee the missing 'D'. Is it in a witness protection program for vowels?
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Kat believes that the invention of the snooze button was just a cruel joke played on humanity by someone who was clearly a morning person. "Let's give them false hope of more sleep, mwahaha!
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. Kat was telling me she found this amazing sponge with a scrubby side and an absorbent side – she practically threw confetti when she discovered it! I didn't realize sponges could be such a source of adult joy.
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Ever notice how socks have mastered the art of disappearing in the laundry? Kat's theory is they're attending a secret society meeting with Tupperware lids. They probably discuss their escape plans from the sock drawer.
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Why do we call it "getting in shape"? Shape suggests something geometric, right? Kat said she's more of a blob. I can relate – I'm not aiming for a specific shape; I just want to be less like a human marshmallow.
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Kat pointed out how confusing it is when someone says, "It's opposite day!" Like, wait, does that mean it's not opposite day, or is it actually opposite day? It's like trying to navigate through a linguistic maze. I'm just here hoping every day isn't opposite day for my bank account.
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You ever notice how we all pretend to understand art? Kat was at a gallery, staring at a painting, and someone asked her, "What do you think it represents?" She replied, "I think it represents a hefty price tag." Art appreciation level: Expert.
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Kat made a profound observation about grocery shopping. She said, "You never run into anyone you know when you look your best." It's like there's a universal law that dictates the messier you look, the higher the chances of bumping into your ex or your boss. Murphy's Law of Grocery Encounters.
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Kat shared a brilliant life hack with me: putting your phone on airplane mode makes it charge faster. Now, I don't know if it's true, but I've been living in a perpetual state of aviation for a week. My phone's charging so fast, it might just take off.
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