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The Stray Cat Encounter
Attempting to befriend a stray cat without ending up in the emergency room
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I decided to feed a stray cat, and it turned into a scene from an action movie. I'm crouched down, holding out food like I'm diffusing a bomb. Meanwhile, the cat's giving me a stare that says, 'One wrong move, and I'll scratch your eyes out.'
The Cat Owner
Dealing with the constant judgment from your cat
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I bought a fancy cat bed with all the bells and whistles. Guess where my cat sleeps? Right on my face. Apparently, nothing beats the comfort of a human pillow.
The Dog Person's Perspective
Navigating the confusing world of cats from a dog person's point of view
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I asked a cat owner for advice on getting my cat to listen. They said, 'You don't get a cat to listen; you negotiate.' Negotiate? I just wanted it to sit, not sign a peace treaty.
The Cat Hair Catastrophe
Trying to maintain a cat-hair-free existence in a house ruled by furballs
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I wore black pants and sat on the couch. Big mistake. I stood up, and it looked like a Yeti had shed all over me. Note to self: Invest in a cat-sized lint roller for furniture.
The Catnip Conundrum
The bizarre effects of catnip and the awkward encounters that follow
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I accidentally spilled catnip on my shoes, and now my cat won't leave me alone. I'm walking around like the pied piper of feline delinquents. It's like having a tiny, furry stalker with a penchant for party favors.
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