7 Jokes For Jump

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Updated on: Apr 26 2025

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Why did the acrobat apply for a job at the bakery? They wanted to show off their incredible rolls and jumps!
I tried to teach my computer to jump. It had too many bytes and kept crashing!
I tried to break the world record for the highest jump. Spoiler alert: I fell short!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to jump into a new career!
I wanted to join the high jump competition, but they said my chances were slim. I guess I'll just have to lower my expectations!
I asked the librarian if the library had a book on jumping. She said, 'Sure, it's over there, take a leap and you'll find it!
I asked my cat if it wanted to learn to jump higher. It said, 'No way, I'm already pawsitively perfect at it!

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