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Why did Jehovah refuse to play hide and seek? He's always everywhere, so there's no point!
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Why did Jehovah open a bakery? To make sure every loaf rose on the third day!
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Why did Jehovah become a chef? Because he wanted to make heavenly dishes!
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Why did Jehovah become a gardener? He wanted to create a paradise on Earth – with blooming flowers!
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Why did Jehovah start a rock band? He wanted to bring down the house with heavenly music!
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Why did Jehovah become a comedian? His sense of humor is so divine – it's a revelation!
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I played hide and seek with Jehovah's Witnesses once. They're so committed to spreading the word that I found them behind the bushes whispering, 'Have you heard the good news?' Come on, guys, can't we just stick to tag?
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I tried explaining my stance on religion to a Jehovah's Witness. I said, 'I believe in a higher power too – Wi-Fi. It connects us all, and it never wakes me up on a Saturday morning.'
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I told a Jehovah's Witness I'd consider converting if they could explain quantum physics to me. They left faster than you can say 'Schrodinger's cat.' Maybe I should have started with something easier, like their theology.
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Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door the other day. I told them I'd convert, but only if they promised to stop waking me up earlier than my alarm clock. I need divine intervention for my beauty sleep!
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Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door, and I invited them in for coffee. I figured, if they're going to save my soul, I might as well make sure they're awake for it.
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Jehovah's Witnesses once caught me in my pajamas. I told them it was my 'Sunday best.' They weren't amused. I guess flannel isn't the fabric of salvation.
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I tried to convince Jehovah's Witnesses that I already have a religion – 'Netflixism.' I worship in my living room, and my prayers are answered with new seasons. Amen to that!
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Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door, and I greeted them with a plate of bacon. They looked at me like I had just summoned a demon. I guess my breakfast choices are a one-way ticket to eternal damnation.
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Jehovah's Witnesses came to my house, and I thought I'd mess with them a bit. I opened the door wearing a Darth Vader costume and said, 'I find your lack of faith in my interest in joining your religion disturbing.'
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