7 Jokes For Jehovah

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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I told Jehovah I was feeling cold. He said, 'Have faith, and you'll find warmth in my love!
Jehovah's favorite type of humor? Divine comedy, of course!
I asked Jehovah for a bedtime story. He said, 'The Bible – it's the ultimate bestseller!
I asked Jehovah for a good recipe. He said, 'The secret ingredient is always love – it works miracles!
Jehovah's gardening tip: Pray for your plants; they'll grow like miracles!
I asked Jehovah for fashion advice. He said, 'Wear your faith – it never goes out of style!
I told Jehovah I wanted a pet. He said, 'How about a praying mantis?' It's the holiest insect around!

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